Omigawd, the Young Scooter death gets crazier and crazier

News sites are still scrambling to figure what the heck went down. Today’s story (via the usually reliable TMZ) says that a Mystery Woman called 911 and reported a naked woman being beaten in front of the house by drug-dealing pimps. She also said that the “woman eventually called more men over to shoot the place up.” Maybe it’s a new Uber service? Oh, and also there was an endangered child there, too. The police showed up to find no child or beat-up woman, and Young Scooter and a pal hightailed it out the back door, where—wait for it—he tore a femoral artery while jumping a fence. OK, that makes more sense than the previous, “umm, he hurt his leg while smoking meth, and then he was dead” story we previously heard. Tomorrow we will probably read that Young Scooter fell from the the Reichenbach Falls while fighting Professor Moriarty.